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Offline linsead oil

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Re: East Midlands to Ciampino
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2014, 06:14:48 PM »
and you call me  Stan unwin


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Re: East Midlands to Ciampino
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2014, 06:29:09 PM »
Funny thing is you can probably read it you are our very own code breaker Alan Turing  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: East Midlands to Ciampino
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2014, 07:25:23 PM »
(apologies this is about as off post as you can get but ...)

Thank you for citing the amazing and fabulous Stanley Unwin. Reminds me of this seasonal verbage ... (apologies to US and other Stranieri who have no idea what the hell this is about!!)

 Nativiloppers

Once upolly-tito, in a land far awale, a young matrimole travellit for the count’n’census all checkly-box present’n’correckers there.

Joseph trickly-how along the roam with Mary all two-square on the botty astrile a donkey, seekit accomodakers.  Weary weary all eye-rubbit and achey in the legbole, theyr turned the corm and spied a taverl all glittery in the dark there.

Jospeh rattatat on the doorclabber, and out stepped the innkeep, who doffly cap and questit “Pintly bitter and a dry-white?”
“Oh no” said Joseph. “All knackerit from the travelode, and despery need of a bed for falollop’n’snoozit there”
“Folly” said the innkeep. “All the accomodakers fully occupile, but if you trickly-how to the stablode, feel free to prostrale among the animolds in the straw there.”
So off they trickly-how round the sigold, nudgit the cows and sheeplodes out the way, and pretty soon theye were out like a light.

Now Mary was in the familode way, and dury the nightlopper she brought forth a new-borl infold all squawk’n’screamit like fingerdrobes down a blackboard there.

Early the next mordy, arrivit severold shepherds.
“Goodly morlode! We bring giftloppers for the ankley-biteloder, but we are simple agricold labourits, so don’t expect Nintendole or X-bokker. Just a bottley gold-top and a wedgeley cheeseopper.”
“Deep joy” said Mary. “Joseph. Putly kettle-on for a cuffalo tea-dee. These chaploders deservit a tilty-elbow. Oh yes.”

Just then, throo wisely men strollit through the door and bow’n’scrapeit before the infant there.
“All hail the Holymost child! We have falollowed a starloder all glimmerit in the skybole, and now pay hommy to the king!”
“Folly folly” said Joseph. “King? He is the humbold offrspriggit  of a carpentale from Nazareth.”
“Oh no” said the wisely men. “He is born to be kingly, as scribelode in the divine textbookers, and son of God.”

Then arrivit a celestibold host of Angelodes, all warbly in the throakus and twangit on the harp there. “Hosanna and deep deep joy!” they sang.

“Deep joy indeel!” exclaimit Joseph and Mary. “It’s all kicking off here!”

So there, at the very first Chrimbole, they all sat down to roast turkey with all the trimmage, and watchit the Queenly Speechlode before noddly-off with a dry sherry.

Oh yes.

Seasolly Greetage to everybole


(Not a genuine Unwin .. but a damn good homage!)
« Last Edit: December 11, 2014, 07:27:03 PM by Christoforo »

Offline levissima

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Re: East Midlands to Ciampino
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2014, 07:42:16 PM »
Well you should.

Lead by example IMO.

Ive put plenty of time and money into Eastmidsowls that I have no wish to recoup.

I dont need to pay ?10 to Wednesdayite to prove that.


You will need the Latvian spam enigma machine for this one :)

Worth it though, for the Unwin quote  ;D

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Re: East Midlands to Ciampino
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2014, 07:52:36 PM »
He also said ' Maximost breastilobe wobbly up and downy'  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: East Midlands to Ciampino
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2014, 11:06:26 PM »
For those still strugglyling, eastmidsowls are Sheffield wednesdays supporter club!