Having already mastered the language needed to argue with the Guardian Di Finanza I have embarked on a new and rather steep,learning curve.
In order to appreciate the full nuances of the language you need to be registered as resident in one Comune but living in another and wanting to get your rubbish collected. Try to ensure that each Comune has its own way of doing things, forms which are unique only to themselves and on no account must they speak to each other.
You will learn the appropriate use of words like
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